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About Me Member Procrastinator ChiliCannonWithBaconUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Shattered Standards

Thu Dec 10, 2009, 6:48 AM
And now, for another thrilling installment of "Straw-Man Theatre"!

"You know, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is a really good game; probably one of the best I've played this year. But I'm going to take points off for it being a Wii game, and also dock it for not being what I consider an actual Silent Hill game."

You'd think that the gaming press would have hit rock bottom with this review. Clearly, you'd be underestimating them.

  • Mood: Disgust
  • Watching: Monster Quest
  • Playing: Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure
  • Eating: Woodchuck

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  • Favourite movie: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Great Escape, Django, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
  • Favourite band or musician: Ben Folds, AC/DC. Usually at the same time.
  • Favourite genre of music: Audible
  • Favourite artist: Chuck Jones, Antonio Prohias, Marc Davis, Kevin Maguire, Richard Williams, Gil Elvgren... a lot.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Hunter S. Thompson, Keith Giffen
  • Favourite photographer: Vincent Knepper. Heheh.
  • Favourite style of art: Traditional Animation. Please go and read "The Illusion of Life" or I'll hug you.
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  • MP3 player of choice: Privilege is not a necessity.
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  • Wallpaper of choice: Yellow with imaginary dancing women on it.
  • Skin of choice: Isn't this more of an Ed Gein sort of thing? These are ludicrous questions.
  • Favourite game: Board: 221B Baker Street, Risk - Video: God Hand, Q*Bert. Can we include pinball? Please?
  • Favourite gaming platform: GBA, DS. Or a table. Cards fit pretty well on those.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Plastic Man
  • Personal Quote: *ffrrrttt
  • Tools of the Trade: Ink, pencil, self-loathing

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:iconlosfuriastiki:
Thanks for the fave!

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Much thanks for the :+fav: on "Tom Nook Will Rule Us All"! It's very much appreciated!
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Thanks for the fav!

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I realize that my postings on here have thus far totalled up to the staggering amount of "jackshit". But fear not, for our top men are working on this.

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